Friday, March 29, 2013

Arias Sings Arias

America is fascinated with alleged murderer Jodi Arias, watching every moment with bated breath, apparently. I even heard, while channel surfing yesterday, HLN claim that if you watch their coverage of the trial, you “won’t miss a second” of the action. Really, we need to witness every second? Wow, that’s big!

Yes, news channels, especially HLN with their grim “Murder TV” approach (they ought to just change their name to “Murder TV”) have won a ratings bonanza, raking in the money over this heinous crime and frankly sad end to the life of a fellow human being. But don’t think about that! There’s money to be made here! (Cha-Ching! {<Cash register sound effect.})

And that’s why I’m suggesting the following musical recording product: Arias Sings Arias. Yes, Jodi Arias, alleged brutal murderer, would sing arias from murderous female characters from some of the most blood-soaked operas of all time! Think of how moving it would be to hear Lady MacBeth’s part from MacBeth, or the Queen of the Night from Die Zauberflöte, sung by a woman who really has killed someone in a horrible manner! And there would be lots more, too!

Yes, it’s Arias Sings Arias: Order yours today!