A number of “As-seen-on-TV” products end their ads with the
statement: “Call now, you’ll be glad you did!” Well, don’t tell me how I’m
supposed to feel when I do something. That just shows they don’t really care
about my feelings. I’m just some object for them to possess and push around,
huh? Some nerve, let me tell you! Just for that, I’m not buying their stuff.
