We’ve all heard of the trend for parents to intentionally
get all their kids together when they have chicken pox so they can all get it
at once and get it over with. Well, parents wouldn’t have to go to such drastic
lengths if it were easier to get chicken pox, right? And seeing as how there’s
just no-one with more trusted experience with chicken-related things than KFC,
why not help parents infect their children with chicken pox the easy and
reliable way with the KFC Chicken Pox Box? It would be a box of delicious bona
fide Kentucky Fried Chicken, packaged together with a small vial of chicken pox
virus, and a choice of sides and a biscuit. It’s the best way to make chicken
pox bearable, from a name you can trust, and with great fried chicken to go
with it! That’s the KFC Chicken Pox Box: Ask for it by name!
(Disclaimer: KFC doesn’t really make the Chicken Pox Box,
but maybe they should?)
