In a mock History Channel docudrama, a military historian
poses the question: “What if Apple Maps had existed during World War II?” And
then we see a scenario of Allied forced landing the D-Day invasion on Miami
Beach, scaring all the people lying out in the sun in their bathing suits, and getting the Miami police called out, who say: “Hey, what are you guys doing
scaring everyone with all these guns? Get out of here!” And the ranking Allied
commander says: “This isn’t Normandy? Again? Damn those Apple Maps!” And then
an announcer would come on and say: “Not getting where you’re going? Use Google
Maps.”
Oh, but then I guess Apple would make an ad showing an army
of the Android logos invading Earth from flying saucers and destroying mankind. Quick, buy the iPhone and stamp out this threat to humanity! (The androids look like alien battle bots, don’t they?)
