Fraudulent Trades Shades

Rumor has it that Foster Grant sunglasses is planning a new high-end line of sunglasses for the Wall Street trader market. The new line will reportedly be called: “Fraudulent Trades Shades”, and the slogan will be a new twist on the classic and well-worn Foster Grant slogan: “Is that you behind those Fraudulent Trades?” They’re the perfect brand of sunglasses for credit default swap designers and fraudsters that due to political donations and their “too big to fail” institutions always manage to get away with their crimes!