In this spot for GMC Pro Grade Protection, dock workers
attach chains onto the four corners of a GMC pickup truck and lift it into the
air by pulling on it hard in four different directions. And that proves how
great their protection is. Unfortunately what they don’t tell you is that if
anything goes wrong with your truck, they’ll do the same thing to you! Plus,
when you go to buy a GMC truck, they also do this same thing to you, just to be
sure you’re tough enough to own a GMC truck, and if you yell, cry, or wince,
they’ll decide you’re a wimp and they won’t let you buy one. (Only kidding: I’m
just pulling GMC’s chain.)
Here’s the uplifting truck protection racket ad: