No wonder he’s grouchy! Recycling programs got Oscar the
Grouch evicted from his home in the trash can. Now the trash gets all separated
into different kinds of stuff: glass, plastic, metal, paper, and garbage.
There’s no “trash” cans anymore! And that leaves Oscar out in the street with
nowhere to go! The only place he can wallow in trash like he needs to do in
order to feel at home is in the gutter. Oh, for shame! Mayor Bloomberg’s
recycling program is discriminatory against Grouch Muppets! What an uncaring
bully that agenda maniac is!
And who else does this adversely affect? Why, it’s the
children. They’re being traumatized through being forced to watch helplessly as
one of their favorite characters gets marginalized and repressed by the
recycling agenda. And that just makes them feel powerless and depressed,
leading to (you guessed it) overeating of junk foods and extra-large size
sodas, leading to obesity! So it’s all Mayor Bloomberg’s fault to begin with!
(I knew it…)
