Monday, March 18, 2013

Bates Motel Sponsor?

Hey, for the new TV show Bates Motel, how about having eBates sponsor it? Then maybe eBates could change their logo to a big Psycho murder knife (with “eBates” written on the blade in blood), and they could have their slogan be: “eBates slashes prices for killer deals!”

And naturally, their new spokesman should be “Norman eBates”, and he could demonstrate how eBates helps slash prices by using a knife on a graphic of a person’s silhouette, and he could cut off the head and other body parts to indicate the removal of certain percentages off of the original prices that eBates deals offer.