Yes, Kohler now offers the “Lip Sink”: It’s offered only to
pop singers who have lip synched to their own songs in concert, and as such
would be the most exclusive bathroom sink ever marketed! And for pop singers
who have been busted for lip synching on camera, the sink is free!
Yes, it’s Kohler’s best bathroom sink ever, shaped with a
rim that looks like a big, full pair of lips, and with a drain stopper that
looks like a uvula, it’s the Lip Sink! Finally, it’s a specialized luxury
product that’s only available to fakers! (And isn’t it about time something was
exclusive to them besides success?)
(Just kidding: Kohler doesn’t make this sink, and even if
they did, it wouldn’t be free!)
