Axe Shampoo Dirty Hairy Ad (Proposed)

Using Axe Shampoo is giving guys “killer” hair, so police tough guy Dirty Hairy is on the case! (Dirty Hairy is like Dirty Harry, a cop with a really big revolver, but with really dirty and greasy 1970s-style hair, wearing the typical Dirty Harry clothes from the movies, only even more ‘70s-looking.) So Dirty Hairy shows up to stop the killer hair, so he kicks in someone’s bathroom door, and out of the shower steps a guy with extra killer hair, holding a bottle of Axe Shampoo. So the guy with killer hair draws down on Dirty Hairy with the Axe Shampoo and squirts it in Dirty Hairy’s hair, instantly transforming him into Clean Hairy, with super sexy hair (and with more stylish clothes so he looks way cooler. Oh, and his hair looks like Barry Gibb’s from the Saturday Night Fever period.)! And then all the girls are instantly drawn to Clean Hairy, and so Axe Shampoo is left to create all the killer hair it wants to, causing girls to faint all over town from the super sexy hair on all the guys in town. The End.