Yes, it's the Dysphemistic Dairy, serving the dairy needs of pessimists and misanthropists! Do you see the world as sour milk? Then try our products!
New products from the Dysphemistic Dairy:
Assault Yogurt: Yogurt made from a culture of violence. (It tastes like a punch to the gut!)
Shoot 'Em Up Yogurt: Yogurt from an American gun culture. (Blasts your mouth with flavor!)
Crude Curds: A foreclosed cottage cheese curdled by a culture of corruption.
Sourpus Skim Milk: Skim milk extra-soured with the dejectedness of neglect and the bitterness of everyday experience.
Melancholy Milk: Drown your sorrows in a glass of extra-fatty milk guaranteed to bring you down whilst widening your waist.
Half Empty & Half Sour Cream: The creamer for people who see the glass as half empty, even when it's completely full.
Yes, that's Dysphemistic Dairy products: If things are looking down, it's got to be a Dysphemistic Dairy Day! Or: If things are looking down, drink it down: The Dysphemistic Dairy.
Brought to you by the Dysphemistic Dairy: From the land of sour milk and killer bee honey.
