Well, it's Easter weekend, and so some cable TV channels are showing religious shows about early Christianity and such, which reminded me of the self-flagellation stuff the middle aged monks used to do. And that stuff about whipping, combined with the idea of miracles, made me think of Miracle Whip. So, putting these ideas together, I thought there might be a new Miracle Whip slogan in there somewhere. So how about something like this: "Miracle Whip: Flagellates Your Mouth with Flavor!" Or, how about: "Miracle Whip: A Fanciful Flagellation of Flavor!" Or, maybe even: "Miracle Whip: The Flavorful Flagellation!" Or: "Miracle Whip: The Modern Self-Flagellation."
But it could also be taken in another direction, like so: "Miracle Whip: Whips Your Sandwich into Shape, Tastes Like a Miracle!" Or: "Whip Up a Miracle with Miracle Whip!" (Or as: "Miracle Whip: Whip Up a Miracle!")
And speaking of Whipping things while thinking of Miracle Whip, how about using Devo's "Whip It" as the ad slogan song for Miracle Whip in some TV spots? Or maybe "Let It Whip" by The Dazz Band. But unless they've already done this idea before (I haven't seen it, but maybe I missed it), I think using the slogan: "Whip It Good", and using the Devo song "Whip It" as an ad campaign for Miracle Whip would be a lot of fun, and it would be totally memorable. They could even change some of the lyrics, like so:
When a sandwich comes along, you must whip it!
Even if it's a footlong, you must whip it!
Just slather it right on, you must whip it! (Or: If it tastes bland and wrong, you must whip it!)
I said whip it! Whip it good!
