In the old days, whenever a guy wanted to play doctor with
his girlfriend, chances are she would say: “Sorry, I don’t accept your
insurance.” But now, with the new Affordable Care Act, that excuse is right out
the window! So guys, the next time your lady friend uses that excuse, remind
her that now with Obamacare, everyone is
covered, which means you can play doctor with anyone, so long as they agree!
Sure, there’s more red tape and paperwork than before, but who knows, maybe that’s
someone’s fetish now! So there’s never been a better time to play doctor than
now, with Obamacare! (Maybe that’s how they should have tried to sell it to the
public. {Hey, maybe it’s not too late to try this strategy for gaining more
public support for Obamacare?})
