Celebrities get all the substantive attention, and it's totally not fair! How come only famous women get to be judged on their physical attributes and how good they look in what clothes they wear? It's frankly insulting and sexist that men don't get noticed in the news for their looks and fashion sense! How come only what they say seems to count? Things won't be truly equal in society until we regularly get to see news headlines that read as follows:
Harry Reid and John Boehner caught rocking the same blue blazer look! Who wore it better?
And then they'd compliment one while ripping the other apart. Oh, but would it just be based upon political favoritism, like all the other news stories seem to be? Oh, well: maybe it's not worth it after all.
