After the revelation of the Catholic Church sex abuse scandals, we all know there are plenty of people who do not want to be rubbed all over by priests. But for those who do, there’s the new Pope Soap on a Rope! Finally you can rub the Pope of your choice all over yourself! Any Pope you want as a soap is yours for your personal bath-time needs. That’s the Pope Soap on a Rope: for those who want a Catholic priest to rub you all over! (Plus, as you use it, the soap will wear away, leaving no-one to know what happened but you!)
That’s the Pope Soap on a Rope: The Pope’s well-hung in the shower!™
(P.S.: I wrote this before Pope Francis became the Pope. I like that guy, and just to be clear, I'm making fun of Benedict here.)
(P.S.: I wrote this before Pope Francis became the Pope. I like that guy, and just to be clear, I'm making fun of Benedict here.)
