Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Attack of the 50-Foot Talking Heads!

It’s just another night in this quaint American town next to the nuclear power plant, with people peacefully watching the news, and talking heads on TV sets all over town spewing the usual spin and stuff. But just then, a meltdown produces a radiation leak, causing the talking heads from the television news to come to life, jumping out of the TV sets and growing to enormous size. Run for the hills, run for dear life, run for your sanity, it’s (Gasp!): Attack of the 50-Foot Talking Heads!

Grown to gargantuan size through the miracle of atomic radiation, these giant talking heads hop around on their necks, boomingly broadcasting political spin and special interest propaganda far and wide, smashing windows and shattering eardrums across the lands! Facts cannot defeat them! The truth cannot even repel them! Who can save the people from such a horrible assault? It’s the drive-in horror movie for news junkies and adults everywhere! It’s: Attack of the 50-Foot Talking Heads! Coming to a theater near you!