NRA Releasing New Video Games

The NRA announced today it would soon be releasing a new series of video games to promote gun rights by teaching people a lesson about what it’s like to need a gun but not have one. The games are the usual First Person Shooter type of games, where the players are attacked by zombies, monsters, criminals, aliens, etc., only in these games, the characters the players play as are not permitted to have guns to defend themselves with because of gun control laws, and so the zombies, monsters, criminals, aliens, etc., kill them, partly eat them, then do unspeakable things to their dead bodies, etc., for the remainder of the game. The games are expected to scare the hell out of everyone and make them all demand all the assault rifles they can eat to protect them from all the zombies the government has been working on that are about to break free, all the monsters the secret evil geneticists and mad scientists are definitely developing and eager to loose upon the world, all the criminals the ATF has been funneling assault rifles to through secret government programs like “Fast & Furious”, and all the aliens that are about to invade that the government is still trying to lie about and tell us don’t exist even though they’re already throwing meteors at Earth to try to kill us like in the movie Starship Troopers! Well, I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if it works. (You know, it might just work if they tried it...)