We’ve all seen it before: fast food restaurants making movie
meals to tie into the promotion of a movie. But one of the biggest movies this
year has no fast food restaurant-themed meal: Lincoln. Oh, for shame! And he’s a way bigger American hero than Shrek or the Kung Fu
Panda, right? So the least they could do is honor Lincoln with a fast food
movie meal, right? It’s the ultimate American salute to name a fast food meal
after a person! And it’s perfect for advertising already, because they could
use the slogan: “The Lincoln
Meal: It’s Finger Lincoln Good!” (Kentucky Fried Chicken has used the slogan:
“Finger Lickin’ Good” for years, and this would sound almost identical, so
maybe KFC could do it.)