Hey, if John Kerry ever wants to run for president again, I
think I’ve got the ad campaign slogan idea for him! There was a well-known ad
campaign for Keri Lotion that said: “This Keri is so very…” (And then someone
would fill in the blank with a positive characteristic.) And John Kerry could
do the same thing, starting with: “John Kerry is so very…”, and adding in stuff
like: “Diplomatic!”, or: “Accomplished!”, or: “Wise!”, or: “Experienced!”
Of course, his rivals could use the same idea in attack ads and use negative qualities in the
responses, using historical facts and news reports to back up their claims. But
please don’t think about that, because I’m sure nobody would have the bad taste to ruin someone else’s
political ad campaign! (That’s just rude!)
(The funny thing is that the original Keri Lotion ad
campaign had the claim: “This Keri is so very…” “Rich!” And John Kerry really
is so very rich! He’s like a veritable Mitt Romney type, he
is.)
Here’s an example of the Keri Lotion ads:
