The Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph triumphed over its dock and
broke free from its port in Mobile, Alabama, gashing its side against a loading
dock and floating away down the Mobile River. A Carnival Cruise executive
reportedly said: “I guess we might as well just scuttle her as an artificial
reef before she ruins the company.” Well, at least that way, they won’t have to
clean all the excrement out of it. And it can’t ruin anyone else’s vacation.
(Unless, of course, some scuba diver gets stuck in it while exploring. But they
can warn everyone about that, right?)
Just kidding! Carnival will try to save the sh*t ship again, I’m sure… (But they might avoid future losses if they just sink her now.
Well, not now, actually, but somewhere else. I hear the Great Barrier Reef
could use some help, so how about sinking her there? {If she’ll make it that
far…})
