It's the 150th Anniversary (the sesquicentennial!) of the Gettysburg Address this year, so how about a tribute burger from fast food restaurants called the Gettysburger? After all, what's more American than a hamburger? (Maybe a hot dog? But never mind that for now...)
Yes, it's the Gettysburger: It tastes like freedom! (Comes with a stovepipe hat full of fries or onion rings for a perfect union of deliciousness.)