Sunday, December 1, 2013

Zombie Food Photography

Well, we sure love our zombies, don't we? Trendy, trendy! And apparently we really love another trend, too: social media food photography. Well, it's only a matter of time before these two trends mash together for a whole new trend: Zombie food photography on social media! (You know you want to see it: pictures of what zombies eat before they eat it!)

Zombie social media food photos may not be recognizable at first: to most people they will just seem like normal pictures of people. But when you look closely at the labels and comments, it will be clear what they are: pictures of food. And that's because the text accompanying these pictures will say things like: "Scrumptious!" "She's got brains!" "You look so good...!" "I could just eat you up!" "(I'll) eat your heart out, mister!" "A wonderfully natural slice of life (to eat!!!)" (<That one's a picture of a health-food-eating fitness nut.)

Some of them might even have songs attached to them, like: "Sugar, ah honey honey, you are my candy, girl...", "Yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy...", etc.