Oh my God! While trolling YouTube for my usual thrash metal
music and/or old obscure horror movies, I just saw an ad that’s just too
inhuman for words: A cat tricks a mouse into celebrating all the money the cat
saved on car insurance (Cats need car insurance? Oh, never mind…), and the
mouse gets sent flying through the air into an eagle’s mouth. (Hey, at least
the cat didn’t kill it. Directly.)
Here’s the carnivorous cat catapult commercial:
So Geico, what’s next: killing everyone’s pest infestations,
like fleas, cockroaches, lice, etc.? Well, you’ll never win anyone over that way! Or, wait… I could be wrong
about that.