We all know there is an obesity epidemic, but did you know
that pushing healthy food actually makes everyone fatter? And it’s easy to see
why.
Everybody knows junk food and fast food are bad for us, and
all the snazzy ads may make us crave it, but we limit ourselves somewhat
because we know it’s actually unhealthy despite its yummiosity. On the other
hand, healthy foods are good for us, so when we see ads touting how good for us
it is, we shovel it into our mouths and stomachs with reckless abandon, making
us gain weight rapidly until we are helplessly obese.
You might think that demonizing unhealthy foods is a good
thing, but it has a negative effect in that naughty and rebellious people think
it’s extra cool to eat unhealthy food because everyone thinks it’s bad, so they
do even more of it to seem tough and contrarian, proving how naughty they are
by getting fatter in rebellion against the food police types.
So as you can clearly see, everyone will get even fatter
with healthier food advertising. The only solution is to force a glut of junk
food ads on people until they get so tired of seeing them they never want to
eat junk food ever again in protest against the ads. It may seem
counter-intuitive, but it’s the only way to defeat the scourge of obesity once
and for all!
