Hey, how about a Goldschläger drink just for figure skaters and competitive dancers? It would be perfect for drinking before a competition, because it would have sequins in it to match all the sequins they wear on their costumes. Plus, if they drank too much of it, they could just throw up on their costume and add even more sequins! (And who doesn’t want more sequins?)
The ads could scream: “Sequinschläger: To sparkle on the outside, you need to sparkle on the inside!”
(I thought this up because in the past, some figure skating costumes looked like someone had thrown up a bunch of sequins on a bathing suit, or else they looked like they had been attacked by an maniac wielding a Bedazzler, or a Rhinestone & Stud Center.)
