Hey, how about a new Summer/Winter Olympic team nordic combined event, this time combining ski jumping and skeet shooting? The ski jumpers could fly by, and the shooters could try to shoot them in the air with their shotguns. That would be the most popular Olympic sport ever in parts of America, I’ll bet! (The ski jumpers would get to wear body armor, so nobody would get hurt, much. And the shooters could just use paintballs or something to show they hit the target. Then there would be something for everyone!)
(Just kidding! I would only ever seriously suggest combining ski jumping with trap shooting.)
