He’s slimy and scaly, and he lives in the sewer: yes, it’s
the Allegation Alligator, waiting to slime anyone and everyone!
Proof? He don’t need no stinking proof! Not when an
allegation is enough to get all the muck-raking scandal-mongers to pounce and
fill their news shows day after day with enough suggested wrongdoing to ruin your life!
Don’t set a foot wrong or step into the gutter, or you’ll
find yourself caught in the ravenous grip of the snapping jaws of the Allegation Alligator!
