There’s a new series on Discovery about the gold prospectors called Klondike, and in the promo spot, we people shooting and bribing each other, and all for gold we later see stacked up in bars. And so I thought, how about an ad for Klondike ice cream bars, and we could see all these prospectors fighting and stabbing and shooting and murdering each other for the Klondike bars. Surely then we’d all see how good they are! (No? Too violent? Damn! But with global warming, pretty soon people really will fight to the death for a Klondike bar.)
Here’s the gold (but just as easily ice cream bar) hoarding spot:
