The remake of RoboCop
has been a disappointment, from what I hear. That’s because it’s a remake with
nothing new to offer. But how about the idea of RoboCop for a real-life repressed group that’s being attacked and
killed just for being a religious minority in places like Egypt: RoboCoptic?
Yes, it’s RoboCoptic, a repressed and murdered Coptic
Christian, killed by the religious intolerance of the Egyptian religious
majority, but brought back to life through the miracle of modern science to
fight for the rights of religious minorities and crush extremist groups who
would destroy them! Made with an exoskeleton of space-age polymers and carbon
graphite, he can withstand even car bomb blasts to protect and defend the
oppressed! And with a special intolerance-seeking guidance system, RoboCoptic
will sniff out the bad guys and help them achieve martyrdom!
RoboCoptic: He is
risen; resurrected for revenge!
That’s RoboCoptic:
coming soon to a theater near you! (Just kidding. Surely someone would claim
pointing out the truth of their repression is somehow politically incorrect and
intolerant of the intolerants, so nobody would be allowed to make this movie, I’d
guess.)
