The new version of RoboCop
is out now, and yea: good triumphs over evil! But with a RoboCop defeating
them, aren’t the bad guys going to whine about police brutality? And with all
their misbegotten gains and drug money, won’t they then try to get a
RoboCriminal to fight RoboCop? And the both sides would have to buy more and more and more just to keep up the
status quo.
And you know, it strikes me that if the same company
secretly made both RoboCop and RoboCriminal, they could play the cops and the
criminals off against each other and sell, sell,
sell!
They could make a killing, literally!
Or how about at least a mockbuster called RoboCopy?
