Apparently the TV show The Walking Dead beat the Olympics in the ratings, at least with American audiences. Well, that can only mean one thing: Dawn of the Olympic Dead!
Yes, if the Olympic Games want people to pay attention, we need flesh-eating zombies in it! And after all, what would make athletes run, ski, skate, etc., faster than being chased by the ravenous living dead?
And they should double do this for the Winter Olympic Games, because with all the ice and snow, the zombies will keep better and not smell so bad for spectators.
But just to spice it up a bit, how about having ski jump and snowboard courses filled with pits of the hungry dead? That way, if contestants don’t try hard enough, they might get eaten. And what athlete wouldn’t prefer a glorious gory death to being smeared in their local papers?
No? Too much? Then how about just having the Olympic athletes get made-up as zombies, or at least let them try to bite each other in competition?
No? Too much? Then how about just having the Olympic athletes get made-up as zombies, or at least let them try to bite each other in competition?
