Apparently a yellow dye is responsible for lowered IQs and such, but this result is a surprise to the yellow dye manufacturer, who said, in a statement: “We thought this would make everyone too dumb to notice any effect it might have on them. Maybe we need to make it stronger, so everyone is a blithering idiot? Then surely we’ll get away with everything! Moo hoo haa haa!”
Oh, oops, that guy I quoted doesn’t actually make the yellow dye. Apparently he makes green dye, and he’s been trying to discredit yellow dye forever so it will be cheaper to buy as a component to make the green dye.
We always pride ourselves here at this silly blog of having the utmost in high standards, and we apologize for never being able to live up to our level of hubris. But after all, pride comes before the fall, so we blame pride for all our failings.
Here’s the story (If it’s not the same information as what you see in the above post, the authors probably ate to much yellow dye; or maybe you did?):
(Just kidding! Yellow dye is good for you! Eat all you can! It's the food it’s in that’s the problem! Eat yellow dye all by itself, and it’s very nutritious! It’s all I ever eat! {How else am I supposed to be able to prove that tooth whiteners work? Come on!})
