Xelganz is a medicine for rheumatoid arthritis, which they
are calling “RA” in their ads. But there’s something else that’s called “RA”,
and that’s the college dormitory Resident Advisor, who in some places is
charged with making sure nobody gets to have any fun in college (sort of like
the dorm police).
So I thought it might make a fun story to show how some RA
in a dorm has rheumatoid arthritis, and as such, she cannot catch anyone doing
naughty stuff, because they can sneak through the hallways with beer before she
can get out of her chair, or they can all sneak up to the roof for a roof
party, and she can’t get up there to see what’s happening.
And so this dorm
becomes known as “the party dorm”. Oh, but then she starts taking Xelganz, and
all of a sudden, she can keep up with everyone in the dorm, and she catches
everyone who is trying to break the rules, and then the ad says that thanks to
Xelganz, nobody in this dorm gets to have any fun anymore, and we see the
grinning RA and the pouting students in her charge, and they’re holding up a
sign that says: “We hate Xelganz!” (<Like the koala that said: “I hate Qantas.”)
