First, they said a gecko could save you 15% or more on car insurance, and now they’re saying geckos can cure AIDS, impotence, cancer, tuberculosis and asthma? I mean, this is really too much! Talk about false advertising! Okay, maybe it’s not technically Geico who’s saying this stuff. But it’s a gecko, so can they really deny it? Or is it the Geico gecko’s delinquent brother, trying to cash-in on his sibling’s fame? Whatever it is, it’s bad for business! Maybe Geico ought to whack that gecko!
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