Look: Look at this!:
That’s right! This mad dash to stamp out bullying has destroyed the world’s best restaurant: El Bulli! Just because it was called “El Bulli”, the anti-bullying bullies have bullied El Bulli out of business! It’s disgraceful!
See what happens when you try to stop bullies? We lose all the best things in life! Like picking on weak people. Oh, and that restaurant, I guess. And now what’s left? Just McDonalds! And aren’t they trying to make us fat? All the food bullies say so!
Oh, but pretty soon, the food bullies won’t be allowed to bully McDonald’s anymore, due to the new anti-bullying laws, and then all the fast-food restaurants can make us all obese all they want to! And all because of the new anti-bullying laws! So we’ll all die fat & bloated because of this legislation! So what’s the real threat here?
With these new laws, wimps are just trying to get revenge on us all for how they were picked on as kids! It’s not fair! We’re being denied good food, and just because of their thirsting for revenge, we’ll all go hungry, or die from obesity!
