Last night on The Colbert Report, I saw a promo for a TV movie starring Victoria Justice called: Victorious: Locked Up. Finally, Victoria justice! Or, Justice is finally victorious!
Yes, this tween terror will finally be punished for her crimes against humanity! But surely they can’t just put her in jail for annoying singing, right? Or did the Hague discover that she was the one singing whenever they “tortured” terrorist detainees by playing music at them for hours and hours in Gitmo? So now I finally understand why it was considered torture! And I thought it was the Barney theme all along! What a pack of lies, needlessly blaming a dinosaur for things, when we all know they’ve been extinct for millions of years! Way to pass the buck, NSA!
But never fear, it’s a co-ed prison, so we can have all the stupid banter stuff as usual, even in prison! But I think she should have to join a prison gang to survive! Oh, and get tattoos and stuff, as well as stab someone with a shank. That’s what Hannah Montana would have done!
Here’s the promo (it’s not the one from last night, which was way shorter and vaguer, but it’ll do):
