That’s right: Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for using a girl who kinda looks like her, allegedly. I think the model is much better looking than her, and unless Old Navy is using her name, or suggesting it’s “some secret reality show girl” or something, I’d say she has no case. Or perhaps vapid famous-for-nothing jerks should get to make all of our decisions for us now?
I hope the court decides nobody is ever allowed to look like her again! Then, if they make it a crime, there could be a reality show about a prison full of Kim Kardashian look-alikes! (It could be called: “Kim’s Kriminals”, or “Criminal Kims”. Or maybe: “Kiminals”?) Think of the ratings! (Perhaps this is her secret plan all along?)
Here’s the problem with this: If she wins, then nobody will be allowed to use brunette models anymore; and if that happens, then obviously, not to be outdone, Paris Hilton will sue too, and then nobody will be allowed to use blonde models anymore either. So then we’ll all be stuck with only redheads or people with hair dyed all different kinds of unnatural colors, and that’s, um, discriminatory! (Or something.)
But if she loses, then I hope Old Navy will have an advertising campaign where they use plastic surgery to make lots of models look exactly like Kim Kardashian, and then have that be their trademark! Then, they could make all of their salespeople look like Kim Kardashian too! Imagine how cool it would be! They could maybe make them wear masks if they can’t find people who look enough like her, or aren’t willing to have the plastic surgery. Then they could have their ad slogans say: “Old Navy: Your Source for Kim Kardashian Look-alikes!”
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