I’m watching one of the Twilight movies because I’m bored and it’s on Showtime. Actually, come to think of it, maybe I’m bored because it’s on Showtime and I’m watching it. I don’t know.
Anyway, this movie reminds me of the age-old question that has mystified kids for time immemorial: do vampires poop scabs? They must poop something, right? Otherwise, they probably wouldn’t have butts anymore. And then what would we lust after? And when they get really old (I mean, I know they don't age like us, but surely they become incontinent after awhile), after centuries of drinking blood and sitting around sucking their cheeks in, and they require adult diapers, do they use maxi-pads? I’m just curious.
