Rev. Joe Nelms thanked God for his “smokin’ hot wife” in a prayer for a NASCAR race this weekend, CNN reports today. Unfortunately, he has not realized that smoke and heat are things that can come from fire and brimstone from hell, and are as such tools of Satan. In fact, I’d be willing to bet that if he gets divorced, he’ll have a “eureka moment” about just this very issue and claim fleshly love to be a trick of the devil in a sermon shortly thereafter. But I suppose he likes playing with fire. Maybe he likes to see how much temptation he can take? I know I do!
