In light of the recent passing of initiatives to legalize
marijuana in a couple more states, the federal government has toyed with the
idea of decriminalizing drugs and ending the War on Drugs. But you know, the
economy is pretty weak right now, and ending the War on Drugs would cost the
country a lot of jobs. And ending the War on Drugs would shrink the size of
government, essentially making Republicans look victorious on an issue,
encouraging their supporters. Plus, it’s a lot easier to pay for all kinds of
secret stuff by just including it in the funding for the War on Drugs. So, with
this stuff in mind, the federal government has decided the War on Drugs is
officially “too big to fail”. You know, like the banks that killed the economy
and stole so much of our money.
So no drugs for you,
man! (Oh, sorry: Am I harshing your buzz?)
