Bruce Willis and G.I. Joe

Wow, Bruce Willis is in charge of the G.I. Joe guys in the new movie? I wonder if he got that job because of his proven record of dying hard with a vengeance and everything? I must say, that would be enough for me! There's just nobody else who's got more experience jumping through plate-glass windows, outwitting forces while massively outmanned, causing multi-car pileups in car chases, etc. And you've just got to consider that when you need a commander for an action movie team. Plus, if the team gets killed, Bruce Willis can probably go it alone to take on the whole world and most of the galaxy too, and win!