Turbo Tax has been shut down by the EPA for the low fuel economy and high carbon emissions implied by its name. But never fear, it is being replaced and rebranded as the more environmentally-friendly-sounding "Hybrid Tax". And you'll get a special "green" tax deduction for a limited time when you file your taxes online with Hybrid Tax!
(This is just a joke. Turbo Tax will continue to do hypothetical harm to the environment with its insensitive name and its suggested imaginary greenhouse gas emissions.)
