Monday, April 1, 2013

Legal Briefs (Brand Underwear)

Yes, it’s the underwear for legal fans everywhere: Legal Briefs! With your favorite legal cases and laws printed on them, you’ll never feel free from the long arm of the law! But you’ll feel extra protected too, with all that legal jargon on your underwear, and you’ll feel a special right to privacy with laws covering your privates! Plus, these will be extra hot and attractive to people who are addicted to watching sensational murder trials on TV!

That’s Legal Briefs: You have the right to remain sexy!