In seeing a reference to Miley Cyrus twerking on CBS Sunday Morning, it struck me how "twerking" sounds a bit like "turkey"; and with that in mind, I thought it might make a fun Thanksgiving ad (for some food or store's Thanksgiving sale) to have some pop star dressed up as a turkey (like Miley dressed up as a teddy bear) singing about Thanksgiving, surrounded by twerking turkeys (cooked ones), with their bouncing breasts and jiggling giblets (the turkeys', that is). And the turkeys could bump and grind with basters and stuffing and pour gravy on themselves in that special suggestive music video kind of way perfected in countless hair metal band and rap videos. Now wouldn't that be ravenously inappropriate?
(BTW: I didn't want to pile on Miley Cyrus for her twerking back when she did it on the MTV Video Music Awards due to everyone else already piling on her and smearing her about it, but I did think perhaps her next album could be called, appropriately: "Twerk Twerp".)
