Now that vanity press books are so much easier to self-publish, I hope there will be a book written by a doctor entitled: You’re All Full of Crap: Memoirs of a Gastroenterologist. Doctors have been writing vanity press books for years, but I’ve never seen one with such a catchy title. I’ll bet it would sell like hotcakes with that title, especially as a joke gift, but people would probably think the actual book is boring as shit.