Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Jaguar EnergyTomorrow.org Spokeswoman (Joke) Ad

I have previously written here about how I think the woman (Brooke Alexander) who is the spokesperson for the American Petroleum Institute's EnergyTomorrow.org ads must be a demon or the devil because she wears black all the time, shills for a faceless corporation that is purported to harm the environment and the climate, and in one ad she is seen riding a glass elevator up from the hot center of the Earth, which is where religions postulate Hell is located.

And so after seeing that Jaguar "it's good to be bad" Super Bowl ad, I thought it might be fun to make an ad for that campaign featuring this woman in her black oil industry spokesperson pantsuit. We could see her riding the glass elevator up from her home in hell, shilling for the oil industry in an ad, and then after the ad shoot is over, she could walk past a group of global warming protesters and get into a black Jaguar, and as she does so she looks at the camera and says: "It's good to be bad!", and then she drives away burning rubber that leaves flames in the tires' tracks on the road behind her.

This is the woman I'm referring to (Notice she is wearing all black…!):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmBmMeo-12k

And here she's riding a glass elevator up from hell (!!!):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1q9Jc_jHr8