Sunday, February 2, 2014

Madden NFL 15: Rumored New Features

The upcoming Madden NFL 15 will reportedly include a head injury lawsuit from players against the NFL for all the NFL-related legal action you can handle! Players will get to site medical studies on the effects of head injuries to formulate legal arguments while tough accountants battle it out over potential settlement numbers. You've never seen such a death struggle before as the fight you'll get when you try to squeeze money out of the NFL!

Also expected in the next release of Madden NFL is a trash-talking feature where players try to insult and enrage their opponents during games so they will make hasty and regrettable outbursts in post-game interviews and get fined by the NFL. Plus, apparently we may have the inclusion of Twitter comments and criticism to look forward to, where players can post rants and insults on Twitter to enrage, unnerve and rankle opponents in the hopes of distracting them from performing well in the next game, or even better, get them to say something offensive that gets them fined or suspended from the league. (Now that's real NFL action right at your fingertips!)

That's Madden NFL, from EA Sports: It's in the game!

Maybe they should say: If it's in the game of NFL football, it's in the game Madden NFL!

(Just kidding. They probably won't make the game that realistic.)