I was watching the news, and I heard someone say that someone famous for fighting predators was recently caught cheating on his wife. So I was thinking this was an old story, since that scandal happened a while ago, right? Because didn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger star in that movie Predator? So I thought it must be about him! But then it turned out to be a story about that guy Chris Hanson, who used to do that show To Catch a Predator on NBC! What a funny coincidence, that there are now two famous stars who used to fight predators, and have now been caught cheating on their wives! I never would have believed it! This is a truly American story!
