Okay, there’s a new ad campaign for milk that some people are saying is sexist! Well, we can’t allow that, now can we?
Of course we can! After all, milk is a sexist product! It’s made by women (well, women cows in this case), and men just get to lounge around and exploit them for it! They do all the work, and we get all the benefit! So naturally it’s sexist! That’s why all kids are supposed to drink it! Right?
Here’s the sexist story:
