I’m afraid it’s true: Ashton Kutcher is joining the cast of 2 ½ Men, replacing the Adonis DNA guy. (Couldn’t they just have used the Adonis DNA to clone a new Charlie Sheen, and then train him to do whatever they wanted?) Kutcher tweetied it or whatever. The problem with this decision is of course the baggage Ashton Kutcher brings with him to the show. You see, since everyone knows he’s married to a women twice his own age, the show will have to show his character always being seduced by cougars. When he wakes up in the morning, he’ll always find freshly baked homemade cookies (from scratch!) waiting for him! This may turn off long-time fans, or some of their target demographic, but just think of what it could do to expand their audience! Perhaps now they’ll get the coveted “grandma” demographic. They could advertise baking products and Snuggies and Geritol in prime time again! It can’t lose!
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